Alison Jacques' Worst Artist

[CAP]

After due consideration, I have decided Bernd Ribbeck could do with a spell in the Reserves, or might be painlessly dispensed with, in order to accommodate my own work...

[Jim]

That work does look crap. Show us some of yours CAP and we'll all write nice letters to Alison to make your case. Where's Charles Asprey these days by the way? Is he still in the art game? If you're posh, you could call him on the telephone, have a posh chat with him and see if he might be able to sort you out. Good luck unseating Bernd Whatever.

[CAP]

Thanks for the tip Jim. It's more of a hypothetical exercise really. But for what it's worth, another thread under this category boasts a recent example, and then there's this , where you can forage through the archives...

[jasperjoffe]

Mr Asprey http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Asprey

[jasperjoffe]

who is the unindenitfied man?

[CAP]

He is obviously a senior hoodie, in good standing, conferring with Charles on social philosophy...