Excuse me? Anglo-Saxon? A Long Boat? Warrior king?

Wha’about the Celts, mate?
It’s funny the way the Angles and Saxons are somehow okay, while Romans, Vikings and Normans are just interlopers. Britons – enjoy your stay. Then again halfway through this programme (it comes in two parts) the historians are busy assigning decorative motifs to later Viking provenance – only begging the question of Anglo-Saxon culture.

We’re talking early to mid 6th century B.C. and pretty obviously those long boats for raiding and interweaving decorative motifs to tools and wearables were not unique to the Vikings – or even Scandinavia. These things were travelling well before then. In fact it would be a strong bet that much of it is inherited from continental Celtic culture – which is basically what Bronze and Iron Age Northern Europe was, pre Roman Empire. You get to the Book of Kells and you see how resilient that Celtic spiral motif really was. That stuff’s not Viking, not even filtered through Anglo-Saxon inspiration, or Proto-Viking.
So where does this leave a cornerstone for plucky little England? Well wearing a helmet is wisely foremost, going to bed in a big boat probably covered the obvious contingencies, burying the top dog with all of his valuables was banking on real estate in a John Bullish market. Hey we can all dig that, nicht wahr?
