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Re: Airline Review: Reasons Iíll never fly Ryanair again

From:     Sven B
Category: Art
Date:     03 February 2010
Time:     03:27 PM

Review:

In order to look polite whilst shagging the system for all it is worth look no further than our own
model aircraft enthusiast Richard "hard dick" Branson, out manouvering those nationalized civil
servants all tethered to their Best Behaviour protocols, buying up masses of ex publically owned
stock and going through the motions of the fantasy object - the self made man. Hard to beat those
balance sheets all the time B.A. are dying a death by a thousand blows, Virgin staff are happy to be
groped at one of dicks parties,  unlike the superannuated "BA. losers", by jove they actually want
to be rewarded for their work. Along came Kevin Ryan, there was'nt much of the carcass left to
nibble, a few passengers still enjoyed the anticipation of fighting in que's for aircraft that had
either been cancelled, delayed or most usually, flown. Try working for Ryan Air, surely by now
everyone has had the misery of flying drubbed out of their enthusiastic little minds?
Adam Crozier has just joined the ITV after eating whole postmen, these people are the individuals
that Margaret Thatcher construed from her ambitious dreams, they are inhuman and their only aim is
to shag the system for their own benifit, not remotely interested in the brand of inhumanity they
are administering via remote impersonal strategies


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