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From: CAP Category: Art Date: 12 December 2009 Time: 08:30 AM Review: David Hockney - Toad in The Hole R.B. Kitaj - Anything kosher Richard Hamilton - Pork Scratchings Damien Hirst - KFC Fiona Rae - Green salad with pasta oobie-doobies Keith Tyson - Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps Richard Wilson - Three pints of lager and two packets of crisps Anthony Gormley - A Yorkie in batter Jack Duplock - Toffeapple made from horseshit Bruce McLean - Chip Buttie Jenny Saville - THE LOT AND SECONDS! John Walker - Burnt toast and marmalade Gillian Carnegie - Anything by Jamie! Tony Bevan - All-bran and marmite soldiers Callum Innes - Soft-boiled egg (just one) Jason Martin - Chocolate thickshake Cecily Brown - Hotpot Francis Bacon - Bacon and eggs in nazi uniforms Chantel Joffe - Omelette Stephen Buckley - Steak Merlin James - A carrot Phoebe Unwin - Mr Whippy