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The Porchester Spa, Queenway London

From:     bathtime
Category: Art
Date:     04 February 2009
Time:     06:06 AM

Review:

Who'd have thought it. Sundays is couples day. And bathing costumes are worn. Most of the actors 
and actresses are reasonably young and  toned and there is the occasional glance of appraisal, but 
quickly the idea of living in this damp bogeyman environment grows normal and the loungers covered 
in folk reading the sundays, the busy sauna with it's smokey oaky shelves of hot bodies, and the 
freezing plunge pool which may host a bearded sea god who will give you a soapy massage with his 
mini-mop (apparently Jewish in origin and unique to this spa),  even eating a toasted sandwich and 
hot chocolate at a plastic table in your bathers in big room in west london, the toilet with the window 
open letting the cold air in, the little shabby corridor to the big swimming pool, become your new 
normal. And all the steaming, hot rooms, tiles and towels, ferns, stairs, and decadent but not sleazy 
atmosphere of damp will give you cheerful soft red cheeks, as you burst out into a dark night with the 
snow fluttering down glimpsed in the glow of a street light.


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