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From: tv dinners Category: TV Date: 17 December 2008 Time: 04:22 PM Review: Vomitous. Inducing a sense of vertigo where christmas keeps repeating on you, nothing else on the box, especially nigella, if one day I become one of her fake multiracial friends I will know I have died and there is hell. Wanky Willy's was as thin as ever, he grates some of his dried shit into any unsuitable food and complains about working so hard making money from all the free advertising he has gotten, and his children prance around while his wife wanks him off. Meanwhile Jamie is stuffing a goose up the ass with stilton and pumpking. And hugh fern whitlessdicjhead will be killing an elephant with his bare hands and slow roasting it in sweet chilli sauce. A taste of christmas which makes you realise the full horror of the season.