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From: movie reviews Category: Films Date: 04 November 2008 Time: 05:25 AM Review: Very very not very good. Made a billion in first weekend at box office uk. The credit crunched cretins want luxury holiday porn. Here's Bond in a fancy hotel, oh and then a chase, here's bond at the opera and another chase. The Bondheroine is an overtanned model, and the much hyped realism of Craig consists of him not acting, just keeping his features rigid at all time. The title sequence is ridiculously drawn out, the title is stupid, and there is no plot, and the ending is squibbish. And yet the papers will publish endless stories about how bond has been reinvented and invigorated. KO Bond.