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Re: Zizzi Eastbourne 31st October 2008

From:     Brian Shule
Category: Art
Date:     03 November 2008
Time:     12:51 PM

Review:

Mea Culpa.....crikey, Rupert has massed the paint. These are no ordinary citizens making their way across the wind blown desert 
of reason towards Ye Olde Pasta Jointe, nay nay and thrice nay, these are cultural nomads looking to pitch their tents wherever 
they can get "good value", it is'nt Love they're looking for so put away all that home-made, locally grown muck. Its a machine 
retrieved meat paste McFlurry style pasta dish with little glistening nodules of non stick acrylic lard served by pit ball terriers in 
very convincing pussycat outfits. "Its not me , it's you...." one of them whispered, his lower mandible almost completely masking 
the customers face whose voice by now seemed distant and full of mort de Josué.
 "Pasta La Bisto ..er,,, Baby" he seemed to say just as Bono and an entourage of leggy models arrived, all wearing sunglasses 
and risk assessment forms." Would you like some tea?" the waiter asked Bono, "Me?", he replied, "just a Culpa".


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