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From: blp Category: Life Date: 03 April 2008 Time: 05:47 AM Review: Confined, disturbingly, to his philtrum or infranasal depression, an even more distinctively reduced area than Hitler's. Like some unsettlingly displaced Brazilian wax job, a horrible, anomalous fungal growth or, worst of all, a permanent encrustation of bristly snot. What could be the thinking behind it? 'All tyrants must have a distinctive moustache'? 'This bit is harder to shave so I just won't bother'? Or perhaps just an insidious yet ever present statement of his continuing contempt for the people of his country: 'Other, lesser leaders must maintain a good appearance to hold onto power. I am so invincible that I can daily force the public to look at my unattractively weird facial hair.'