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From: telly savalas Category: TV Date: 25 March 2008 Time: 04:59 PM Review: Another classic cycle is drawing to a close on UK's living channel. The girl with aspergers has made the final five, and she adds a disability frisson to the gruelling marathon of modelling mayhem. There are left two not great blondes with white skin and big teeth and two perky black haired coffee coloured girls, and ms aspergers, she also has ADD, which I suffer from too. The other girls are not very understanding. Bitches (wave hands in front of eyes now to avoid smudging mascara and indicate imminent tears). The prettiest girl is the one with short hair and brown skin. Tyra gets extra fierce and crazy every series. And the freak show of model trainers, sleazy photographers and the like gets ever better. Our finale finds us in China, the new capital nation of unbridalled excitement and exotic capitalism gone oppressive mental hyper great. Objectification never had it so good.