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From: foodie Category: Art Date: 26 October 2007 Time: 04:06 PM Review: The man serving the jerk chicken bagel is in a t shirt reading "yes I have lots of spare change but none for you, you homeless piece of shit." I am disgusted by his shirt. I have just stepped in something, perhaps a huge amount of caramel coloured dog shit and have been frantically trying to get it off my suede shoe before my entry to Mr Bagel. As he goes off morosely to prepare my bagel, it occurs to me to just say I have changed my mind. I dont follow my instincts. And now, three hours later I find myself with a stomach ache and diarrhoea. Beware unpleasant t-shirts.