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mr jerk bagel dalston

From:     foodie
Category: Art
Date:     26 October 2007
Time:     04:06 PM

Review:

The man serving the jerk chicken bagel is in a t shirt reading "yes I have lots of spare change but 
none for you, you homeless piece of shit." I am disgusted by his shirt. I have just stepped in 
something, perhaps a huge amount of caramel coloured dog shit and have been frantically trying to 
get it off my suede shoe before my entry to Mr Bagel. As he goes off morosely to prepare my bagel, it 
occurs to me to just say I have changed my mind. I dont follow my instincts. And now, three hours later 
I find myself with a stomach ache and diarrhoea. Beware unpleasant t-shirts. 


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