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From: Max Lunch-box Category: Other stuff Date: 31 July 2007 Time: 07:45 AM Review: I just had a can of orangina, in three gulps, followed by a bar of galaxy chocolate. Then a moment or two later I burped and into my mouth and out into my nasal vicinity came the EXACT aroma of Terry's Chocolate Orange. Wowzers! It's got me thinking about deliberately fusing what you put in, to change what you put out. Not that I think belching is funny or clever. It should be private, like parping in the channel between your lover and you as you spoon (which I am trying to stop because my wife Jess does not deserve it). But all this reminds me that when I was younger I wished that eating strawberrys made your farts smell like strawberrys, and so on and so forth... So that we might gift each other the ocassional fragrant fart at close range. I could rootle tootle a little lemon guff on my boss and he'd say "mmmm, thanks Max, that was delish!"