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From: fooie Category: Consumer Date: 12 April 2007 Time: 04:56 PM Review: http://www.frizzanteltd.co.uk/ roast chicken sandwich, around £4. ordered in the squalid looking farm cafe. bourgeoisie find this mess charmante, tres rustique. some fatuous ersatz Italia, wouldn't be a fucking pigsty there. the shithole is empty, but it takes twenty minutes for them to produce my bloody complicated assemblage- a sandwich. sandwich tastes fine, but chicken is chewy. I open up the smallish section of french stick to find out more. what do I discover, a scrap of the advertised rocket and avocado, lots of mayonaisse, and a very small amount of said chicken. looks like a bit pulled off the tip of the wing and refried. for four fucking pounds they could give me more than some minute quantity of grisseled leavings from whoever ate the nice parts. They're having a fucking laugh. Where the hell is my roast chicken, 4 quid, and only some grubby rubby detritus masquerading as a fine bird. it's a joke. really. Lucky for them I don't lose it, just eat a piece of mayonaisse bread garnished with some crumbs of meaty leavings, 1/5th of an avocado, and micrograms of rocquetttttta. fuck this for a sandwich. fuck this stupid place with its expresso and salami and jars of cookies. why cant you just pay someone four pounds and get an ok sandwich, is that too much to ask.