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chicken sandwich at frizzante cafe hackney city farm

From:     fooie
Category: Consumer
Date:     12 April 2007
Time:     04:56 PM

Review:

http://www.frizzanteltd.co.uk/

roast chicken sandwich, around 4. ordered in the squalid  looking farm cafe. bourgeoisie find this 
mess charmante, tres rustique. some fatuous ersatz Italia, wouldn't be a fucking pigsty there. the 
shithole is empty, but it takes twenty minutes for them to produce my bloody complicated 
assemblage- a sandwich. sandwich tastes fine, but chicken is chewy. I open up the smallish section 
of french stick to find out more. what do I discover, a scrap of the advertised rocket and avocado, lots 
of mayonaisse, and a very small amount of said chicken. looks like a bit pulled off the tip of the wing 
and refried. for four fucking pounds they could give me more than some minute quantity of grisseled 
leavings from whoever ate the nice parts. They're having a fucking laugh. Where the hell is my roast 
chicken, 4 quid, and only some grubby rubby detritus masquerading as a fine bird. it's a joke. really. 
Lucky for them I don't lose it, just eat a piece of mayonaisse bread garnished with some crumbs of 
meaty leavings, 1/5th of an avocado, and micrograms of rocquetttttta. fuck this for a sandwich. fuck 
this stupid place with its expresso and salami and jars of cookies. why cant you just pay someone 
four pounds and get an ok sandwich, is that too much to ask.


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