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From: Eva Category: Art Date: 31 December 2006 Time: 12:42 PM Review: My new years' resolution is to be less pedantic. No one ever keeps New Years' resolutions for the whole year and after February they start reversing. So, I reckon you're destined to a year more like this: 1. Fuck nobody 2. Down yours 3. Get caught stealing a coffee shop reward stamp and be banned from all coffee shops that have loyalty cards. Pay through the nose for coffee. 4. Less thieving generally. 5. No or less cheating. 6. Be more defensive. 7. Total embrace all bourgeois habits such as new year/ christmas military industrial axis of evil. 8. Increase physical existence (or decrease mental existence). 9. No surrendering. 10. Fuck you very much and happy poo year (this isn't a resolution so you can keep it) Make pedantry history!