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oxford st.. the ngihtmare before xmas//

From:     com
Category: Consumer
Date:     22 December 2006
Time:     01:51 PM

Review:

the mob are let loose at the shops. if this was a protest, it would be a riot, but the millions are orderly 
getting the goods. why don't they realise their power and just take what they want. because then they 
wouldn't want it. there is a run on the pound, queues at the cashpoints, and panic-buying but happily 
we bustle our way to obscurity.

sort of beautiful, riding the sclators in the late afternoon, pretting a cheap egg sandwich, elbows out 
for the pink-cheeked-posh boys on new bond st.  they won't knife me if I get my bony ones in their 
chests. I am in and out like an assassin, a master thief, sang froid dear boy. Purchases made, 
lucrative stuff, great gods it will all be back in the shop for the sales. the refunds spent at the endpoint 
of all this. tk max.


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