[ Home | Comment | Next | Previous | Up ]

how to be a succesful contemporary artist

From: part 1
Date: 25 May 2010
Time: 05:49:56 -0500


ONE Suck up to gallerists and rich people but never mention you want a show or money, or they will have you arrested. TWO Pay taxes to better off artists by spending money on competition entries. THREE do not develop your art work, just have a couple ideas from your BA and spend the rest of your time going to PVs in the hope that you will become friends with someone useful. FOUR never ever offend (tell the truth) to anyone more powerful than you, treat your inferiors with quiet contempt, ignore them.